Maxwell Murder
Max Murder plays the guitar (poorly) and worked in the music industry at a major record label for 6 years in the early 2000s. A dedicated punk, Max took the major label job at 19 as a in the new media department because... well he had just moved to Los Angeles from Bay Area and needed a job. Max was exposed to different music and even different sorts of punk, like "The Replacements" and "Hüsker Dü". This was mostly due to a dude named Pat. Pat was from Santa Cruz and had played in punk bands Max knew of. Pat had a very eclectic taste in music and this rubbed off on Max. Max found out that Pat had written the intro to his favorite Swinging Utters song. 20 years Max works in information security in DC but he's still a steadfast punk who plays his Gretsch hollow body and his Tim Armstrong signature fender acoustic. Max is of the opinion that GUITAR has 6 letters and BASS has 4 letters and as such, a guitar should have 6 strings and a bass should have 4-No more, no less.